J. Zhang
Kooks Creamery: A Disappointment of Epic Proportions Disappointment doesn't even begin to describe my experience at Kooks Creamery. Let's just say, it fell further from expectations than a rogue firework. Influencer Hype Gone Wrong I saw this place all over Sethluicious' IG, raving about how amazing it was. Totally sucked in, I decided to check it out myself. Big mistake. Service with a Scowl From the moment I walked in, it felt like I'd personally offended the staff. The server who greeted me had a perma-RBF that could curdle milk. Seriously, it was like I owed her rent. The Great Waffle Massacre After waiting for what felt like an eternity (10-15 minutes!), my "waffle" arrived. Seeing the server's RBF again almost put me off my food, but hunger gnawed at me. Flavor That Fizzled Taking a bite of this sad excuse for a waffle was like chewing on disappointment. The mochi, the supposed star of the show, was pathetically thin – thinner than my hope for decent service. And the waffle itself? Bland. Just...bland. The only saving grace was the ice cream scoop, which was thankfully large enough to distract me momentarily. A Sticky Situation Look, Kooks Creamery, here's some tough love. The owner needs a reality check. This isn't the way to run a business. Unless they fix the service, improve the food quality dramatically, this place is sinking faster than a lead balloon. Do yourselves a favor and rethink your entire operation, or just call it quits.